Wild Kingdom: Which Hollywood Animal are You?

This week, safari-tourist Rob Long relays how the wild animal population of Africa is essentially the quadruped analog of the entertainment business. With assorted species living in uneasy co-existence — lions, jackals, gazelles, and so on — he notes at least animals are honest about their intentions. Which make them more advanced than, say, the executives who re-neg on a green light.

Full transcript here.