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☀️ 2024 Expert Predictions Gone Wrong

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Mornin! This is Sean McNulty (connect with me on LinkedIn here if ya like), and here’s the Hollywood + Media news to know on WEDNESDAY, December 25, 2024.

Where yes, it’s a Christmas Day edition of The Wakeup! I asked Richard what he wanted this year, and he said a newsletter. 🤷‍♂️

Thus:

  1. I will not be asking Richard what he wants for Christmas next year.

  2. I really hope my niece likes the McLean Stephenson-autographed VHS box set of Hello, Larry season 1 that I was previously planning to give Richard.

AND: To my U.K. readers, hope you’ve been enjoying your Loire Cremant 🍾 to celebrate the holidays this year — ALDI had to take the step to limit customers to just 2 bottles each of the seemingly quite popular $6 #NotChampagne this month.



FINALLY: Seth Cohen’s dream has come together in 2024 for the first time since 2005. . . a happy holiday to you all, whichever you are celebrating!


EVERYBODY’S AN EXPERT, 2024 Edition

So, about 3 years ago . . . there was seemingly an unusual amount of predictions being made by research firms of . . . varying reputations about the numbers we should be expecting to see in our fair business in a few years — aka, right about now.

In a move I can only explain as my Jersey side coming out (Oh yeah, buddy?! Let’s see how good ya are come 2024!), I started collecting the links . . . and there’s no time like the holidays to tell people how you really feel show people up.

So, here are some of the greatest hits from my collection of research, as I hand out my 2024 Everyone’s An Expert Awards (working title), starting with something more recent . . . but then finishing up with some whoppers, as well as how my own predictions fared in 2024.



The “That Was Fast! 😬” Award goes to:

The “Proud As a Peacock! 🦚” Award goes to:

The “Password Crackdowns, amirite? 🙄” Award goes to:

  • Oct. 2022 — MOFFETTNATHANSON prediction for NETFLIX US/CAN subscriber growth in 2023: 2%

The “Bob Iger Says ‘Thanks, Buddy’ 😏” Award goes to:

  • Feb. 2021 — DIGITAL TV RESEARCH predicts DISNEY+ subscribers will surpass NETFLIX subscribers globally by 2026.

    • Okay yes, to be fair . . . 2026 isn’t here yet, but here’s where things stand:

      • NETFLIX: 283M

      • DISNEY+ (including HOTSTAR): 158M

        • Get to work, DISNEY Streaming!

The “Now Do HULU too! 🙏” Award goes to:

  • Oct 2021 — MOFFETTNATHANSON predicted 65M HULU subs by end of 2024

The “Your TV is Bigger Than Your Eyes! 👀” Award goes to:

The “Remember FUBO Hype? 🥴” Award goes to:

The “Icebergs Melt Faster Than Ya Think 🤔” Award goes to:

  • Nov 2021: MOFFETTNATHANSON predicted the TV bundle will decline to 73M subs in 2024.

    • LEICHTMAN RESEARCH put the number around 71M going into 2024.

AND FINALLY . . .

The “Someone Actually Paid For This Research Award 😂” goes to:

OKAY, MY TURN

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