A Valentine's Day Hollywood Dating Manifesto

A comedy TV writer's advice: don't get involved with anyone else in the industry

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I’m a TV writer who writes for The Ankler under a pseudonym for obvious reasons. Previously, I wrote a PSA advising against being a TV writer, a story about Getting Fired the Hollywood Way, The Misery of Writer Twitter, Hollywood’s Zoloft Blow-Off and How to Age Gracefully in Hollywood.

There’s a quote from Ca…