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Rob Long on not letting success — or faking it — mess with your head

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Jan 29, 2025
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There’s an old story about the comedian and actor Arte Johnson which is probably utterly untrue, but it illustrates an important point.

If you have no idea who Arte Johnson was — he died a few years ago — congratulations on being a young person. Enjoy it while you can.

If you’re old enough to know who Arte Johnson was, you’re probably already forgetting things, so here’s a reminder: Arte Johnson was a comic actor best known for his work on the comedy-variety hit, Laugh-In, which ran on NBC from 1968 to 1973. His most famous character was a German soldier from World War II who was unaware that the war was over. It was funny at the time but from the slightly more elevated perch of 2025 I can see how it might give off creepy vibes. But that’s not what this story is about.

The story goes like this, and again, it’s almost certainly false:

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