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Rob Long wants money 364 days a year. Today he asks you to support a charity in L.A.

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This is Rob Long with Martini Shot for The Ankler.

When you reach a certain age, you stop getting Christmas presents. Good ones, anyway. Someone will give you socks, of course, or something equally last-minute, but when you turn the corner on 30 or 35, suddenly children start to appear in the family and Christmas becomes all about them.

I hate that.

And no…

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