The Long Road to Zero
KUDOS CRASHERS I: Hey! Hey! HFPA! How Many Junkets Did You Take Today?
There is no way to talk about the Golden Globes without becoming smaller. If you take it seriously, you're a fool. If you're outraged about it, you're a humorless buffoon. If you're outraged about the outrage then . . . what the hell are you doing with your life?Get a real hobby, or s…