Slouching Towards Ari-Meggedon

You could feel the weight of a million tons of Ari-Freude that has been held back for so long suddenly released Thursday afternoon. If there wasn’t dancing in the streets, there was certainly chortling at the valet lines when at last, the brashest, most outrageous player Hollywood has seen in ages, got a comeuppance.

But Mother of Mercy, is this end of A…