Oscar Prepares to Walk the Plank

The Service Strikes Back!

The question isn't, Should they cancel the Academy Awards? The question is: What the hell can they possibly be thinking not canceling it?

Before we get to that question, first, just to make it clear, the reason why they should cancel it: BECAUSE THERE ARE NO MOVIES MORE THAN A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE HAVE SEEN! How do you have a celebration of movies, when the…