Maha Mia! What a Mess!

We really love downfalls of women on the rise, don't we?

Maha Dakhil and Salma Hayek Pinault at the LACMA Art + Film Gala in 2021. (Stefanie Keenan/ Getty Images)

Alright, alright, alright. L'Affaire Dakhil. Where to begin? This one is tough because under this banner we loop in every single culture war issue that no one in their right mind would ever want to talk about, especially me. 

So let's just work our way through the catalog, why don't we?

• Word on the street. Let's start by lowering the temperature a bit if that's possible. I had the opportunity to speak with some friends of MD who are familiar with her mindset at this hour.