Let's All Do the Grandstand The Golden Globes!

Arachnoglobia; Times and Punishment; A Few Cruise Loose

First of all, this now marks the fourth straight issue that I'm writing about something in the awards sector after swearing that I'm not going to write about the awards sector again for a long long time. So in a big macro sense, I'm the problem here. 

Or I'm a symptom of the problem: an industry that obsesses over its ceremonial bodies while its fundamen…