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Richard Rushfield

Jeff Bezos, Tim Cook and the ‘Melania’ Trap

There is no ‘I’m kinda Trump’: You either are or you’re not

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Richard Rushfield
Jan 29, 2026
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RIDE OR DIE As Tim Cook (bottom right) found out, and Jeff Bezos (bottom left) is likely about to, there are no half-measures with President Trump. (The Ankler illustration; image credits below)

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Apple CEO Tim Cook has had a long, distinguished career, arguably the most successful career of any current non-founder executive in America. He received widespread praise and support when, in 2014, he became the first Fortune 500 chief executive to publicly come out as gay.

“No one owes the public such a deep view of his personal life. People underestimate how hard this is,” former Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein said at the time. “But someone had to be first. For Tim, this was a commitment to make life easier and better for others. It was a generous and courageous thing to do.”

But now, following his appearance at the Melania premiere this week, if you search for him today on any of the social media platforms, here’s what you’ll find:

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Paul Rudnick@PaulRudnickNY
Apple CEO Tim Cook attended the WH screening of MELANIA, endorsed Trump wholeheartedly and proudly posed with sexual predator and the movie's director Brett Ratner, while ICE agents were slaughtering a VA nurse in Minneapolis. Tim reportedly kept asking, "Is Goebbels here? Can I
2:49 PM · Jan 26, 2026 · 428K Views

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Connor Ratliff 🎭@connorratliff
Apple CEO @tim_cook posing with MELANIA director Brett Ratner after the private screening in an undemolished section of The White House. We await his review of the film, which screened mere hours after masked ICE agents pumped Alex Pretti full of lead.
4:47 PM · Jan 26, 2026 · 674 Views

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Patrick Howley@HowleyReporter
Tim Cook and sleazebag Brett Ratner got to go to the White House for the premiere of an Amazon movie about the First Lady directed by Ratner. Will they be back for the opening of the Trump ballroom? Didn't make the invite list? Have fun in Mumbai aka any Costco in America.
6:36 PM · Jan 26, 2026 · 1.48K Views

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On one level, so what? Social media, or corners of it, being mad at a zillionaire is nothing new. Plus, like all social media outrage, this too shall pass, probably the minute someone else plops down in the hot seat.

But it didn’t.

What followed was almost certainly not what Cook had in mind when he agreed to watch one little movie at the White House.

And that’s where this story actually begins:

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