How Ozempic Ate Awards Season
Plastic surgery upended, pre-workout puking, half-eaten plates: scenes from the strange havoc of Semaglutide Hollywood
“This year’s Oscar for Special Achievement in Motion Pictures goes to . . . Semaglutides!”
Two giant syringes, one labeled Ozempic, the other Mounjaro, take the stage to the tune of “There’s No Business Like Show Business.”
“Thank you, Academy.” Ozempic begins. “You’re looking good. My colleague and I know why. You know …
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