Hollywood's Real Life White Lotus Crucible

A few moments in the past week reveal how Hollywood is choosing to return to the world. You tell me what they add up to.

• The Obamas, something of a royal couple of Hollywood, complete with a $50 million vanity production deal courtesy of their #1 fanboy Ted, curtailed their Martha’s Vineyard blowout of Barack's 60th birthday party to a mere 200 people…