It's live-ish from CinemaCon! Plus: Guess which studio chief grew a pandemic goatee! Which ones were M.I.A.? (Hint: all but the G.O.A.T.-ee!). Also, Time's Up grift is up

First of all, after all the ballyhoo and build-up of the live Ankler on the spot, there at Caesar's Palace, I write you from Dateline: Nowhere.  I remain still here, in the Anklebrynth.…