Chappellaquiddick

Marc Zuckerberg Gets the Week Off as Ted Bumbles and Fumbles....

Revenge may be best on ice, but in Hollywood, we're finding this week, schadenfreude is a dish best served on flaming hot skewers fueled by a million texts flying over our heads every moment.

As the one newsletter to openly express skepticism of The Service years before it was cool, I welcome everyone to the party.

I knew the day would come around eventu…