Apple made its formal leap into the Great Entertainment Semi-Finals yesterday, with an eye-catching, unApple-y low price. Has Apple ever charged five dollars for anything? Isn’t it beneath the dignity of the pristine Apple brand to even stoop to accept five dollars? In the time it takes them to process a five-dollar payment, it could be inventing an automatically disinfecting set of Air Pods.
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